As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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