erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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