but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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