It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
