its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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