I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
vagina is talking i cant
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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