SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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