Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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