So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
