Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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