i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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