i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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