There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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