More tranny stories later!
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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