hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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