Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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