And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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