You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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