but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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