I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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