nut hugger
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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