If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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