I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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