Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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