My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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