Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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