either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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