areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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