Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
