eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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