at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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