is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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