Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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