I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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