So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just had sex on a roof
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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