So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
and you fell through a lawn chair
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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