My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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