blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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