He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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