Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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