I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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