I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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