the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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