dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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