hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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