seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We had to coat check the pizza.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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