Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Randomize
