Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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