what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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