try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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