no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
