i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ugly people sure do ruin things
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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