Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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